also known as captain porcelain

still getting the hang of this site and all

GO HERE INSTEAD, THIS IS COOL: www.theblaqkwolf.deviantart.com
everything you need to know and more

this is also pretty sweet:
www.youtube.com/captaindelici0uz

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Reblogged from existandthrive

That anon deserves a heart attack from their bacon double cheeseburger… I don’t have a problem with eating animals as long as its in moderation, the animal lived and died humanely, and none of it goes to waste, but if you’re gonna be that ignorant and insensitive about another living creature… Please go fall into cow manure.
end mini-rant.
(Jessie’s gonna call me out for being an animal eating hypocrite.)

(Source: nddrone)

Posted May 29, 2012 at 2:05 am 256 notes

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Reblogged from sneakyandsmoked-out

sightseeingwithhelenkeller:

neiru2012:

“Apparently my desk is nice and cool on hot days”

aw omfg

why is this not my desk

Posted May 29, 2012 at 12:54 am 13102 notes

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Reblogged from xsilentsnowx

xsilentsnowx:

captaindeliciouz:

I never understood this as a kid and I STILL don’t understand now

But how did they get from Agrabah

To Egypt

To Greece (specifically the setting of Hercules)
(which didn’t come out for another 5 years)

To China (specifically the setting of Mulan)
(which didn’t come out for another 6 years)

IN THE SPAN OF ONE SONG
AND THEN BACK TO AGRABAH
IN ONE NIGHT
ON A FLYING CARPET

They must’ve had the help of aliens

^ THIS GUY.

Posted May 28, 2012 at 11:02 pm 3 notes

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I never understood this as a kid and I STILL don’t understand now

But how did they get from Agrabah

To Egypt

To Greece (specifically the setting of Hercules)
(which didn’t come out for another 5 years)

To China (specifically the setting of Mulan)
(which didn’t come out for another 6 years)

IN THE SPAN OF ONE SONG
AND THEN BACK TO AGRABAH
IN ONE NIGHT
ON A FLYING CARPET

They must’ve had the help of aliens

Posted May 28, 2012 at 10:36 pm 3 notes

#actually the magic carpet is an alien spaceship#none of this is possible without aliens#aladdin

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I am just now realizing how many times there are references to drag queens in Disney movies.

Posted May 28, 2012 at 10:17 pm 2 notes

#another reason to love disney#I need to start counting

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On the subject of a possible school transfer

“we’ll support you in any change that you want to make. what other schools were you looking at?” “I checked out the one that Claudia went to-” “IN CALIFORNIA?! OH NOOO, YOU’D HATE IT OUT THERE. IT’S HOT, AND SUNNY, AND SMOGGY, AND DRY, AND CRAWLING WITH MEXICANS.”

Posted May 28, 2012 at 2:16 pm 4 notes

#things my mom says

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Reblogged from dead-dogma

dead-dogma: